Why Ladies today are still single? Pt 2 - Men's says....

1. All Ladies are being picky.

2. The pretty ladies are nasty.

3. The pretty and nice ladies are not attracted to men.

4. The pretty, nice and heterosexual ladies are married.

5. The ladies who are quite pretty, but are nice ladies without money, like us because of our money.

6. The ladies who are quite pretty, but are nice with money are shopaholics.

7. The pretty ladies, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are handsome enough.

8. The ladies who think we are handsome, heterosexual and somewhat nice and have money, ignore us whilst expecting us to make the first move.

9. The ladies who tell us we are handsome, heterosexual, nice, have money and doesn't ignore us never think the same way.

10. The ladies who are somewhat pretty, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are COMPLICATED and SERIOUSLY CONFUSED!!!

11. The ladies who are confused, eventually reject us, breaking our heart, shatter it to pieces, and let us bleed to death alone.

-both post are just for entertainment-

Why Ladies today are still single? Pt 1

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

~Courtesy of Bobolim~

'Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.'

Cikgu BM ??

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Creating a 3D image using the AI

No need to mention, today must be another boring day, alone at home...i enjoyed it though...lol.

I dunno if i was inspired by what-so-ever, but i did a little graphics thingy today...as a passtime, using Adobe Illustrator (AI) version CS3 (the only one i got), a program which I'm not really familiar with....
but i at least know how to create a 3D logo using AI. Here's a guide to create for example a 3D Facebook logo:

1) First, open a basic CMYK or a RGB document, from the 'tools' bar on the left, select the rectangle tool and draw the square and the rectangle part of the logo. Apply the suitable colour to the logo and remove the colour of lines for the objects:

2) Use 'Type tool' to write the letter 'f' and adjust the position and font, if the 'f' appears to be blocked by the square, bring it forward. Coloured it white:

3) Select all, right click and 'group' all the items created so far. For making the 3D effect, firstly select the entire logo, go to the menu bar > 'effect' > '3D' > 'Extrude and bevel' . Then you are free to rotate and adjust the object. The extrude depth is set to 50pt and you might want to increase it to about 100pt. Press 'OK' and you have your 3D facebook logo!

** Remember to always select your object before applying any effects, selection can be done using selection tool or direct selection tool on the 'tools' bar **

wL, W

Finally, go 'file' > 'export' as 'jpeg' format.....

9/7: Bored Days with Bored Things......

9/7, haiz... another boring day....lol. Morning woke up @ 11.30am then lepak till evening 6pm doing nothing... Then evening coz too boring and wanna see the way to go to UPM, i followed my dad go Sri Serdang to collect rental from some UPM students. The house is somewhere near to the UPM mosque, all chinese girls staying there ooo...(^.^) 3rd year i think... Wah! maybe bcos they just moved in a few days ago, they ask for so many things o! Want to paint they ask, wanna put latch on door oso ask, light not bright enuff oso ask......walaoei....

Come home lepak again, then USU fren told me that the payment for next semester is not done by autodebit anymore, have to pay manually.....Waalao Ei.....Zadou lo...before holidays i susah payah ask parents transfer money to Indon BNI account then susah payah line up to chop the book, now Uni say change then straight away change just like that oni.... Kacau gila, insane people, anyway I'm not going back early just to pay the money... Humph!!!

wL, W

stupid people does stupid things

smart people won't waste their holidays just for the sake of stupid people

Wah!!! Crazy Last Day of Holidays!!!

Wohaha! Last day of holidays?? Although this sentence does not refers to me but most of my frens are returning to their hectic University life on Monday. For the passed few week, I had been lepaking with them, enjoying my time and discovering interesting places...not to mention we yumcha a lot too.... it was also my first time 'hiking' and have picnic with them. =)

Today pulak, I woke up at 6am, mandi and prepared then out we go to fetch all other people, things went smoothly today as everyone manage to wake up early =). Reached Sg, Gabai at around 9am then we start walking up a series of stairs to reach the peak of the waterfall....Unfortunately, maybe due to to hungry and tired, WT vomited pulak but recover in an instant after we reached the destination. Settled down, we are still reluctant to enter the water so we people start peeling of the 'skin' of some already boiled eggs and prepare for breakfast. (tsk tsk..) In the end, after makan-makan abit we finally started to enjoy the water (although its so cold...). We left around 12.XXpm when the crowd starts to pour in..

1240 - 1pm. I rush everyone back to BoBo's house with my old Toyota Corolla to have a quick shower and change our dirty clothes. Left her house for Pavillion around 1.45pm in TattJhong's X-Trail.. Again, trying to beat the time to collect our movie tickets of 'Transformer2' that is showing at 3pm. Whoa! Guess what, the advertisment for the movie is 30minutes long...the actual movie start only at 3.30pm. And apalah, Michael Bay killed my dream car the Audi R8 at the beginning of the movie!!!

After movie which is around 7pm, we had dinner near SY's place at Taman Megah. That place is famous of its claypot chicken rice (which have different flavor, including Nyonya style, and herbs flavor) which i think is mmg sedap (slurpp...haha)!!! The day should end there, but me, Junyen, 1C, and bobo still tak puas hati, so we went to VI's Campfire which so happens to fall on the same day!!! Well, I'm not sure what we did there all i know is we lepak and lepak cos we are kaki lepak!

i reached home round 11.45pm....tired o........write this thing....then, Zzzzzz......

NyoNya style claypot rice:
And I'm sure we cant see clearly how Optimus really looks like when he is combined with Jetfire in the movie. Hehe, Found this on web:

wL, W

huhu, tired, Sleep first lu! tata!